While on the subject, pads with wings are not as wonderful as they seem. i think they were specially invented to torment girls like me, whose legs, by some freak accident, join together at the top. sure, those wings are cute on commercials, helping fluffy feminine pads glide effortlessly into a pair of abstract panties, then hugging them tight in a warm, leak-proof embrace.

but to understand the feeling you get when you wear the winged pads, guys, try moistening an old cheesecloth. then, carefully stick it where the sun don't shine. now spend a sweaty summer afternoon hitchhiking up and down Highway 64, and enjoy the exquisite chafing sensation ALL DAY LONG.

more science experiments to come!

love,
miccah