In honor of my best friend, Xiao Xin Lu, I visited Altavista's Babelfish translation website to create a lovely farewell message in his native Engrish! For those who do not know, "Engrish" is a form of poorly communicated English resulting from the use of cheap translating programs by Asian companies who want their products to have an "international" flavor. See more at www.engrish.com

Xiao Xin which becomes our love, many requests for safe travelling to your country! Enjoy the unique cultural experience which you have in Shanghai. We let escape desparately. Don't Because as for we desire your quick return, we are.